Dear Secret Santa,
Below is my nonsensical wishlist which contains retarded items that are you can ignore. 
Fret not, I'll be adding more to the list and for those that I'd like from you, I'll highlight the words in red.
I hope whatever that I'll be adding will be of use to you.
If you don't wanna get anything here,
I'm making things easier and letting you know that I like either personalised or practical stuff.
Btw, I'll be getting a 2010 diary for myself so yes.
Thank you for your attention and please spread this around (even) if you're not my Santa.
xoxo,
Wongz

Dear Secret Person,
Please don't get a diary for 2010 because I'm thinking of getting you one in the present.
And of course, I hope you'll like it.
In other words, none of you are allowed to get a 2010 diary.
I reserved this first, so don't be busybody and get one for yourself
or if you're so lucky, I'm your Santa, then good luck to you;
I'll make sure you give away the one that you bought.
If any of you see this, please just spread it around kthxbaixz!
xoxo,
Wongz
 

Since I'm in the Christmas mood now
Anyone wanna do Christmas Card exchange since I'm doing with xezabelx? :)
Comment with your email/address and I'll get back to you.
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